You know the story. Country footy superstar who'd won more flags at South Barwon FC than you've had cold stubbies... And then someone saw something, that someone? M. Scarlett. Next thing you know - he's taking hangers over Bulldogs Goobers and making Kardinia Park his kingdom. Scarlett saw something - now it's your turn. See the great backline behemoth TOMCAT on ya footsies every god damn day.